100 Dirty Would You Rather Questions To Ask Your Man 

Looking for a fun and easy way to spark laughter and create memorable moments with your man? “Would You Rather” questions are the perfect go-to! 

Whether you’re relaxing at home, on a long car ride, or just need a little boost of energy in your conversations, this game adds a playful twist to your time together. 

It’s simple, silly, and guaranteed to get both of you giggling.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is how it brings out unexpected answers and funny debates. 

You’ll learn how your partner thinks, uncover hidden quirks, and maybe even surprise yourself with your own choices! 

The questions don’t have to be serious or deep; sometimes, the goofier they are, the better. Plus, it’s a great way to break the ice or lighten the mood after a long day.

In this article, we’ve put together a collection of flirty, hilarious, and even downright silly “Would You Rather” questions. 

Dirty Would You Rather Questions To Ask Your Man

1. Would you rather kiss me on my lips or on my neck?

2. Would you rather see me in a bikini or in a towel?

3. Would you rather hold my hand in public or grab my waist in private?

4. Would you rather give me a surprise kiss or get one from me?

5. Would you rather have me on top or underneath you?

6. Would you rather stay up all night talking or kissing?

7. Would you rather kiss me softly or kiss me hard?

8. Would you rather make love on the couch or the kitchen counter?

9. Would you rather have me wear something lacy or something silky?

10. Would you rather undress me slowly or have me undress you?

11. Would you rather pin me against the wall or be pinned by me?

12. Would you rather kiss me under a blanket or in the shower?

13. Would you rather bite my lip or have me bite yours?

14. Would you rather kiss me in the dark or with the lights on?

15. Would you rather make out in a car or on a bed?

16. Would you rather take me on a romantic getaway or a wild adventure?

17. Would you rather tease me all day or be teased by me?

18. Would you rather send me a flirty text or get one from me?

19. Would you rather hear me moan your name or whisper something dirty?

20. Would you rather watch me undress or help me undress?

21. Would you rather hold me close or watch me from across the room?

22. Would you rather have a playful pillow fight or an intense makeout session?

23. Would you rather kiss me with your eyes open or closed?

24. Would you rather leave lipstick marks on your neck or your chest?

25. Would you rather kiss me first or have me kiss you first?

26. Would you rather run your fingers through my hair or trace my skin?

27. Would you rather surprise me with breakfast in bed or dessert in bed?

28. Would you rather cuddle with me for hours or have a quick, steamy moment?

29. Would you rather make love in the morning or late at night?

30. Would you rather whisper my name or shout it out loud?

31. Would you rather kiss me passionately in the rain or cuddle me under the stars?

32. Would you rather have a slow, steamy makeout session or a quick, spicy moment?

33. Would you rather whisper sweet nothings in my ear or have me whisper in yours?

34. Would you rather see me in sexy lingerie or wearing nothing at all?

35. Would you rather have a night full of teasing or skip straight to the fun?

36. Would you rather have a hot shower together or a bubble bath?

37. Would you rather kiss me on the neck or nibble on my ear?

38. Would you rather surprise me in bed or be surprised by me?

39. Would you rather be handcuffed to me for a day or blindfolded for a night?

40. Would you rather make love slowly all night or have quickies in unexpected places?

41. Would you rather give me a massage or have me give you one?

42. Would you rather be dominated by me or take full control?

43. Would you rather see me wearing your shirt or nothing but heels?

44. Would you rather spend a lazy day in bed with me or a wild night out that ends in passion?

45. Would you rather kiss me for hours or take things to the next level right away?

46. Would you rather try a new position or a new location for fun?

47. Would you rather have a romantic dinner followed by dessert in bed or skip dinner altogether?

48. Would you rather wake up to me kissing you or go to sleep with me cuddling you?

49. Would you rather talk dirty to me or hear me talk dirty to you?

50. Would you rather have a spontaneous hookup or plan a full night of passion?

51. Would you rather kiss me upside down like in the movies or spin me around and kiss me like in a dance?

52. Would you rather have me surprise you with a playful dare or challenge you to a steamy game?

53. Would you rather trace your name on my skin or let me draw mine on yours with kisses?

54. Would you rather have me whisper something naughty or write it down and make you guess?

55. Would you rather play a game of strip poker with me or have a truth-or-dare night?

56. Would you rather carry me to bed or wake up to me pulling you closer?

57. Would you rather dance with me slowly in private or have a wild dance-off that ends in passion?

58. Would you rather explore a secret spot together outdoors or create a cozy hideaway indoors?

59. Would you rather spend a weekend in a cabin with no distractions or in a luxurious hotel with endless amenities?

60. Would you rather see me blush because of your teasing or hear me laugh because of your flirting?

Funny Would You Rather Questions To Have Some Funny With Your Man 

1. Would you rather always have to hop everywhere or crawl everywhere?

2. Would you rather have a nose that never stops growing or ears that flap like wings?

3. Would you rather only eat food that’s too spicy or food that’s too bland?

4. Would you rather always have a pebble in your shoe or always have an itch you can’t scratch?

5. Would you rather be stuck in a zombie apocalypse or a robot uprising?

6. Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a duck quacking or sneeze like a foghorn?

7. Would you rather accidentally send a silly selfie to your boss or your parents?

8. Would you rather always forget your wallet or always forget your phone?

9. Would you rather eat a taco shell made of chocolate or ice cream in a bread bun?

10. Would you rather have a job you love but no weekends off or a job you hate with three-day weekends?

11. Would you rather be stuck on an elevator with someone who hums loudly or someone who chews loudly?

12. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

13. Would you rather have a cat that barks or a dog that meows?

14. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early to everything?

15. Would you rather wear socks on your hands or gloves on your feet for a week?

16. Would you rather trip every time you say “thank you” or sneeze every time you say “sorry”?

17. Would you rather have a beard made of spaghetti or hair made of cotton candy?

18. Would you rather have to shout everything you say or whisper everything you say?

19. Would you rather be a famous musician who can’t sing or a famous chef who can’t cook?

20. Would you rather live in a house made of Legos or a house made of marshmallows?

21. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or pancakes for hands?

22. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

23. Would you rather always talk like a pirate or always walk like a robot?

24. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?

25. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

26. Would you rather never stop sneezing or never stop hiccupping?

27. Would you rather eat only pizza for the rest of your life or only ice cream?

28. Would you rather have no eyebrows or only one really long eyebrow?

29. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a giant sombrero everywhere you go?

30. Would you rather burp every time you say “hello” or fart every time you say “goodbye”?

31. Would you rather always have an itchy back or an itchy nose?

32. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

33. Would you rather be stuck in a room full of spiders or a room full of clowns?

34. Would you rather never brush your teeth again or never shower again?

35. Would you rather have fingers that glow in the dark or toes that play music when you walk?

36. Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a head the size of a tennis ball?

37. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

38. Would you rather wear a swimsuit in a snowstorm or a winter coat on a hot beach day?

39. Would you rather have your favorite song stuck in your head forever or never hear music again?

40. Would you rather be a human who can talk to animals or an animal who can talk to humans?