When someone makes a rude comment about your looks, it can be tough to know how to respond.
You might feel hurt or angry, but sometimes, the best way to handle it is with a quick and clever comeback.
Using humor or a sharp reply can turn the situation around and even make you feel empowered.
In this article, we’ve gathered 100 savage comebacks that you can use if someone ever tells you you’re ugly.
These comebacks are a mix of funny, witty, and a little bit cheeky. They are perfect for showing that you’re not affected by negative comments and that you have the confidence to laugh them off.
Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just want a good line ready for those not-so-nice moments, these comebacks will help you handle any insults about your appearance with style and humor.
[Also read: When A Guy Calls You Ugly Jokingly, What Does It Mean?]
Savage Comebacks For When Someone Says You’re Ugly
- “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it looks like you’re blind.”
- “Is that the best you’ve got?”
- “I’m really more about the inner beauty anyway.”
- “Guess we can’t all have good taste, can we?”
- “I’m not a selfie, I can’t be edited to perfection.”
- “Oh, I’m not in the running for your compliments.”
- “Sorry, your opinion isn’t in my makeover budget.”
- “If I wanted a laugh, I’d ask for your GPA.”
- “And yet, I still feel great today!”
- “I’m not a picture, I wasn’t made to be looked at.”
- “I’ll make sure to look better next time you peek through your telescope.”
- “Looks aren’t everything, but nice try.”
- “I’m in the mood for some horror, tell me about yourself.”
- “Keep talking, maybe you’ll say something nice by accident.”
- “I prefer natural over plastic.”
- Good thing my self-worth isn’t determined by your vision.
- “Oh, were you looking in a mirror when you said that?”
- “My other outfit is a halo, but I didn’t wear it today.”
- Yikes, did you run out of good things to say?”
- “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
- “I’m the designer original, not the knock-off like everyone else.”
- “Beauty’s on vacation, meet Personality.”
- I’m here to make people think, not to make them pleased.
- “Well, you’re entitled to your wrong opinion.”
- “Looks like we both got room for improvement.”
- “You know, beauty is a light switch away sometimes.”
- “Wow, your words look so much better not spoken.”
- “Should I buy a new mirror, or will you stop talking?”
- “I’m an original blend, not everyone’s cup of tea.”
- “Maybe it’s just bad lighting.”
- “I’m focusing on my soul today.”
- “I’m an acquired taste. Don’t worry, you’ll never get there.”
- “Sorry, I’m not a mirror.”
- “I’m not here to fit into your beauty standards.”
- “Looks like we have something in common then!”
- “You must be looking in a mirror.”
- “Don’t worry, I forgive your bad eyesight.”
- “I’ve been called worse by better.”
- “Thanks, I was going for a look that matches your personality.”
- “I’m the special edition they don’t make anymore.”
- “If you think I’m ugly, wait until I yawn.”
- “I’m not here to impress you or anyone else.”
- “It’s okay, not everyone has good taste.”
- “I’m not a selfie, I can’t be perfect.”
- “I left my wand at home, so I can’t fix that for you today.”
- “My style isn’t available for purchase, sorry!”
- “I prefer ‘unique’ as the term, but you do you.”
- “Too bad being ugly isn’t a crime; you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “Thanks, I worked really hard on this look.”
- “Oh, did we switch bodies and no one told me?”
- “I’m in stealth mode today.”
- “Ugly? I prefer ‘visually challenging.'”
- “I’m here to haunt you specifically.”
- “Maybe I scared off all your good manners too.”
- “My looks are too advanced for you, clearly.”
- “Beauty’s only skin deep but my personality will dazzle you.”
- “I dress to scare off the shallow.”
- “Are we in an insult contest? Because you’re winning.”
- “This is just my undercover superhero look.”
- “I’m a limited edition—maybe that’s why you don’t get it.”
- “And you pointing that out says more about you than me.”
- “I’m not in the mood to impress today.”
- “Beauty standards are so boring. I’m more fun.”
- “I dress to express, not to impress.”
- “Guess we both have our off days, huh?”
- “At least I can improve my looks, can you improve your personality?”
- “I was going for memorable, not adorable.”
- “Ouch, was that supposed to hurt?”
- “If being beautiful is a crime, I guess I’m innocent today!”
- “Looks like my invisibility cloak isn’t working.”
- “Did you mean to say that out loud?”
- “I’m saving my best look for a better conversation.”
- “Thanks, I’ll consider that for Halloween.”
- “I’m an artist and this is abstract beauty.”
- “Guess what? I’m not a mirror.”
- “Thanks, I left my care at home.”
- “Who needs looks when you have brains?”
- “I’m not here to decorate your day.”
- “Wow, and you’re so good at compliments!”
- “Good to see your mouth is still working.”
- “And you’re qualified to judge because…?”
- “I must be a genius because they say beauty and brains don’t mix.”
- “A face not everyone can love, but a heart that does.”
- “I’m just trying to look like everyone after waking up!”
- “Beauty fades, but it looks like your manners already did.”
- “Thanks, I’ve been practicing my undercover look.”
- “Who’s in charge of beauty reviews today, you?”
- “I’m here to haunt your standards.”
- “Cool, I always wanted to be a one-of-a-kind piece.”
- “I thought today was opposite day.”
- “And what were you aiming for when you got dressed today?”
- “I’m in the prototype phase, still upgrading.”
- “Wow, your honesty pill worked today!”
- “They say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
- “I’m recycling beauty today.”
- “Still better looking than your attitude.”
- “Oops, I left my halo at home.”
- “I’m a work in progress, what’s your excuse?”
- “Not making an effort today, thanks for noticing!”
- “I’m currently in power saving mode.”
