Some conversations take a sharp turn, and out of nowhere, you’re hit with the infamous “I hate you.”
Maybe it’s said in jest, maybe it’s fueled by a burst of frustration, or maybe someone just decided to be dramatic that day.
Either way, you’re left standing there wondering how to respond without missing a beat.
Do you play it cool? Do you fire back with humor? Or do you leave them speechless with a comeback so good they might just regret saying it in the first place?
That’s where this list comes in. These clever comebacks are designed specifically for those moments when someone decides to drop the “H-bomb.”
They’re lighthearted enough to diffuse tension but sharp enough to remind the other person you’re not one to mess with.
So, the next time someone throws an “I hate you” your way, you’ll have the perfect witty response locked and loaded.
Best Savage Comebacks For When Someone Says ‘I Hate You’
1. “Oh no, how will I go on without your approval?”
2. “You say that now, but I’ll grow on you—like a bad rash.”
3. “Ouch, is this about me eating the last slice of pizza?”
4. “That’s fine, my self-esteem wasn’t built on your opinion anyway.”
5. “Hate is such a strong word. How about ‘mildly annoyed by me’ instead?”
6. “Thanks for the update—I’ll file it under ‘Things I Don’t Care About.’”
7. “Well, at least you’re consistent—I wasn’t expecting a fan club.”
8. “Good, because the feeling isn’t mutual. That’d be awkward.”
9. “Finally, we agree on something. I can be a lot to handle.”
10. “Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone said that, I’d be rich.”
11. “Yikes, you’re really laying it on thick today. Everything okay at home?”
12. “Wow, you’ve been saving that one up, haven’t you?”
13. “Cool story. Want to hear mine? I’m indifferent.”
14. “Oh no, please don’t write it in a strongly worded letter too.”
15. “Don’t worry, the line to hate me is long, but I’ll squeeze you in.”
16. “I didn’t realize we were handing out unsolicited opinions today.”
17. “Congratulations on your feelings. What do you want, a cookie?”
18. “Okay, but do you hate me more than pineapple on pizza? Let’s get real here.”
19. “Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of their bad attitude.”
20. “I’d hate me too if I were you. Must be tough over there.”
21. “Wow, is this because I didn’t laugh at your joke earlier?”
22. “Join the club! Membership is free, but the snacks are terrible.”
23. “Oh, come on, you can do better than that—be creative!”
24. “I’ll add it to my list of things that don’t keep me up at night.”
25. “Is this about me beating you at trivia last week? Let it go!”
26. “You’re just mad because I called you out on your karaoke skills.”
27. “Hate is a strong word—sounds like you’re a little obsessed.”
28. “Oof, someone’s holding a grudge. Did I steal your parking spot?”
29. “You know, people usually wait until after I ruin their day to say that.”
30. “Tell me how you really feel. Don’t hold back or anything.”
31. “That’s unfortunate. I was just about to send you a Christmas card.”
32. “Oh, is this because I borrowed your charger and forgot to return it?”
33. “Funny, because I thought we were having a great time until now.”
34. “Hate me all you want—I’m still living rent-free in your head.”
35. “Let me guess: it’s because I won’t share my fries?”
36. “Wow, hate is such a bold emotion. You must think about me a lot.”
37. “Good to know. I’ll make sure to send you a reminder next week.”
38. “Careful, that much hate might give you wrinkles.”
39. “Is this about the time I beat you in Mario Kart? Get over it.”
40. “You sound like a bad movie villain. Try again.”
41. “You say that now, but wait until you need a ride home.”
42. “Well, I hate long lines and pineapple on pizza, so I guess we’re even.”
43. “Oh no, I better cancel the matching friendship tattoos.”
44. “That’s fine, I hate awkward conversations, so let’s call it a draw.”
45. “You’re just mad because I didn’t text back, aren’t you?”
46. “If I had a dollar for every person who hated me, I’d still be broke—so congrats!”
47. “I’d hate me too if I were as wrong as you are right now.”
48. “Okay, but are we talking full hate or just mild irritation?”
49. “This seems sudden. Did I forget your birthday or something?”
50. “That’s a lot of energy to spend on someone who doesn’t even care.”
51. “Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m an acquired taste.”
52. “You must really love me to hate me with this much passion.”
53. “Hating me doesn’t make you interesting—it just makes you predictable.”
54. “Let me guess, it’s because I told you I didn’t like your playlist.”
55. “Was it the comment about your cooking? My bad.”
56. “Well, at least you’re honest. Can’t say the same for your fashion sense.”
57. “You’re really sticking with that one, huh? Bold choice.”
58. “Oh no, how will I survive without your glowing admiration?”
59. “Wow, you’ve been sitting on that one for a while, haven’t you?”
60. “Good thing I’m not on a mission to make everyone happy.”
61. “Hate me all you want, but it won’t change my Wi-Fi password.”
62. “I’m flattered, honestly. Most people don’t feel that strongly about me.”
63. “It’s okay, I hate mornings, so we’re even.”
64. “Oh, is this because I ate your leftovers? My bad, but they were delicious.”
65. “You’re just jealous because I’m better at everything than you.”
66. “Hate’s a lot of effort for someone as chill as me.”
67. “Did you rehearse that in the mirror? It’s very convincing.”
68. “I’ll survive. You’re not the first person to say that, and you won’t be the last.”
69. “Sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.”
70. “Oh no, there goes my dream of being your favorite person!”
71. “You know, they say hate is just love wrapped in frustration.”
72. “Cool. Can I get that in writing for my scrapbook?”
73. “Well, as long as you’re thinking about me, I guess I’m winning.”
74. “Oh no, I hope this doesn’t affect our nonexistent friendship.”
75. “You know, you should try harder to like me—I’m worth it.”
76. “I’ll be sure to lose sleep over this… or not.”
77. “If I cared, this would be devastating.”
78. “Hate’s a big word for someone who still borrows my Netflix login.”
79. “Wow, you really went with ‘hate.’ Someone’s feeling dramatic today.”
80. “That’s cute. Want to try saying it with a little more feeling?”
81. “Oh no, I guess we’re not exchanging friendship bracelets after all.”
82. “Was it my karaoke performance? I thought I nailed it!”
83. “That’s fine, I’m not everyone’s cup of tea—more like a shot of tequila.”
84. “You hate me? That’s such a strong reaction for someone who barely knows me.”
85. “Oh, you must be projecting. Want to talk about it?”
86. “Noted. I’ll be sure to bring it up in my diary tonight.”
87. “Well, lucky for you, my life doesn’t revolve around your opinions.”
88. “That’s tough to hear. I was really hoping to win you over with my charm.”
89. “Is this because I didn’t laugh at your joke? It wasn’t that funny.”
90. “Guess I’ll have to cancel our plans to watch romantic comedies together.”
91. “Wow, I thought you’d at least try to sugarcoat it a little.”
92. “Hate me all you want, but I’m still cooler than you.”
93. “You’re just mad because I didn’t give you my last fry.”
94. “If hating me makes you feel better, go for it. Self-care, I guess?”
95. “Did you wake up this morning and decide, ‘Today’s the day I start drama?’”
96. “Well, hate is free, so I guess you’re saving money.”
97. “That’s okay, the feeling’s not mutual, so I guess I’m winning.”
98. “Is this your way of asking for attention? Because I’m busy.”
99. “I can’t tell if you’re serious or just bad at expressing emotions.”
100. “That’s unfortunate, because I was about to invite you to my birthday party.”
